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02/06/2012 19:19
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thejedihavetheleft:

Hank, I have a serious question: Why is being a nerd bad? Saying “I notice you’re a nerd” is like saying, “Hey, I notice you’d rather be intelligent than be stupid, that you’d rather be thoughtful than be vapid, that you believe there are things that matter more than the arrest record of Lindsay Lohan.” Why is that? [x]

Perfection.

(Source: chronicallyannoyed, via livingthroughgrace)

01/22/2012 09:57
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01/21/2012 21:59
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theconceptoftime:

horror-movie-confessions:

“If watching Courage the Cowardly Dog and Invader Zim didn’t scare you, no horror movie will. It’s like a training for kids to handle them in the future.”

Probably why horror movies don’t bother me.

This is very true.

theconceptoftime:

horror-movie-confessions:

If watching Courage the Cowardly Dog and Invader Zim didn’t scare you, no horror movie will. It’s like a training for kids to handle them in the future.”

Probably why horror movies don’t bother me.

This is very true.

(via motherofvader)

01/21/2012 13:45
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(Source: boredkyara, via wolvem)

01/21/2012 13:44
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Vontino and I  were just screwing around…these are some of our finest moments. 

01/21/2012 12:59
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01/21/2012 11:43
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01/21/2012 10:48
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makefriendsineverystate:

tinychickendisease:

Two years ago today, Henry Atticus Green (a.k.a. the luckiest kid in the world) was born! I hope he knows he has the best parents, uncle, and aunt in the world. Best wishes, Henry. 

:]

(Source: secretsquid, via l0ckter-deactivated20121212)

01/21/2012 10:42
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Epic night (:

01/20/2012 23:42
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