| Me: • | Read text from Julia. |
| Siri: • | .... |
| Me: • | Read text from Julia. |
| Siri: • | You have a new message from Julia. Would you like me to "reply" or "read it"? |
| Me: • | ...read it. |
| Siri: • | Would you like me to "reply" or "read it"? |
| Me: • | REAAAD ITTTTTTT! |
| Siri: • | ... |
| Siri: • | Sorry I cannot read your contacts. |
| Me: • | YOU'RE SUCH A BITCH SIRI! |
Hank, I have a serious question: Why is being a nerd bad? Saying “I notice you’re a nerd” is like saying, “Hey, I notice you’d rather be intelligent than be stupid, that you’d rather be thoughtful than be vapid, that you believe there are things that matter more than the arrest record of Lindsay Lohan.” Why is that? [x]
Perfection.
(Source: chronicallyannoyed, via livingthroughgrace)
“If watching Courage the Cowardly Dog and Invader Zim didn’t scare you, no horror movie will. It’s like a training for kids to handle them in the future.”
Probably why horror movies don’t bother me.
This is very true.
(via motherofvader)
Vontino and I were just screwing around…these are some of our finest moments.
Two years ago today, Henry Atticus Green (a.k.a. the luckiest kid in the world) was born! I hope he knows he has the best parents, uncle, and aunt in the world. Best wishes, Henry.
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